Tuesday, December 18, 2012

ART

The new year brings new changes and a further appreciation of the art world. President Obama just recently passed a bill that requires every town to install a playground that can also pass for an art gallery. Fish Creek, Wisconsin will be one of the first towns in the country to start construction on January 1st. The small town has employed the esteemed art critic and artist, "Art" to design the highly anticipated, indoor, art gallery/playground. She plans on using an abandoned barn, about half the size of one Titanic. Her designs are not complete, but she is certain about a few things. Upon arrival, each visitor will receive a pocket chair and a paper bag that contains a radio that continuously plays the soundtrack from the phenomenal flick, The Bodyguard. "Art" will also hang large swings and giant curtains throughout the barn. Decorating the walls will be large portraits of Vladimir Putin and Peter the Great. This groundbreaking project is estimated to be completed in 2 score years.

PS For more information, and an overall better explanation of this project, please read the January issue of the Viking Voice

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